justtheonetree:

i really appreciate people who alphabetize their follow forevers so that i can easily and quickly see that i am not included

4 months ago + 16806 REBLOG
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heythere-darra:

amywineflat:

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS

AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT

6 months ago + 269154 REBLOG
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  • me (surprised): omg
  • me (amused): omg
  • me (angry): omg
  • me (sad): omg
  • me (nostalgic): omg
  • me (annoyed): omg
  • me (scared): omg
6 months ago + 258877 REBLOG
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femburton:

heytinafey:

stages of a celeb obsession

  1. watch every single one of their interviews
  2. tell all your friends/family about them
  3. research everything they’ve been in
  4. watch everything they’ve been in
  5. remember you’ll never be best friends with them
  6. cry into pillow 
6 months ago + 1607 REBLOG
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  • me at restaurants: is there wi-fi
  • me at the mountains: is there wi-fi
  • me at the beach: is there wi-fi
  • me at family parties: is there wi-fi
  • me at school: is there wi-fi
  • me in hell: is there wi-fi
7 months ago + 233454 REBLOG
ohhh damnaccurateduring my entire vacation actually
  • Me after every conversation: why the fuck did I say that
7 months ago + 412755 REBLOG
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joydivsion:

taking my bra off after a hard day of having breasts

8 months ago + 125751 REBLOG
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Since I joined Tumblr…

  • I make 80% more weird faces
  • I cry 20% more (because OTP)
  • I laugh 90% louder
  • I am 50% more sarcastic
  • I asdfghjksdfghjb 100% of the time

(Source: i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants)

8 months ago + 121803 REBLOG
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  • age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
  • now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet
8 months ago + 394990 REBLOG
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getting 0 notes on a post is like when you try to say something when you’re with a big group of people but they all ignore you and keep talking to each other and you just sort of stand there and you dont know what to do

(Source: theanti90smovement)

8 months ago + 98885 REBLOG
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the hardest choice to make is the one between Internet and sleep

(Source: downonpayne)

8 months ago + 118355 REBLOG
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janksy:

y’know what i hate

when girls are afraid of lesbians and guys are afraid of gay men just because they’re afraid of them “hitting on them” or s/t

like wow don’t flatter yourself no sensible queer person is going to be attracted to you when you’re such an asshole

8 months ago + 77483 REBLOG
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  • day off: tumblr
  • need to study: tumblr
  • shitty weather: tumblr
  • wonderful and sunny weather: tumblr
  • plans with other people: tumblr
  • in class: tumblr
  • supposed to be sleeping: tumblr
  • on the bus: tumblr
  • the apocalypse: tumblr
  • during my own funeral: tumblr
  • tumblr: tumblr
  • tumblr isn't working: stare at tumblr until it does
9 months ago + 294203 REBLOG
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ashbensos:

my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs

9 months ago + 87977 REBLOG
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